ladylondonthecorgi:

“Applejack, that bowl is for hay! It is not a nest you obese piggy potato!”

“Oh. Okay.”

(via m0rbid--funeral)

smilinglover:

becausebo0bs:

Me. 10000% me

Period.

(via thlyghst)

badwolflestrade:

theblackamericanprincess:

randalstargalactica:

voxapocrypha:

source

This cake looks evil as fuck

If I were to ever desire marriage this will be our cake

katdensetsu

(via i-m-going-under)

amershartzler:

What’s the story behind “Lost In Paradise”?

(via i-m-going-under)

periods

  • brain: YOU ARE HUNGRY EVEN AFTER THAT GIANT FUCKING BURRITO. ALSO YOU ARE OVERLY SENSITIVE TO SOUNDS AND TACTILE THINGS YOU HATE.
  • heart: you will cry a lot but also be filled with primal rage which will cause you to cry more because it is unfounded
  • stomach: yeah all this food is making me sick.. oh gREAT, more CHOCOLATE... FUCK!
  • uterus: HATE ANGER MURDER SADNESS HORNY!
  • rest of the body: we want to have sex but we also want to sit on a couch and eat chocolate and a whole can of whipped cream

Don’t even know why I’m so upset right now

vulcanovak:

I wish I was in the financial position to buy my friends the birthday presents they deserve

(via verschwundenn-deactivated201802)

quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

(via a-a-lover)

  • whenever i see cows while riding in a car: cows!

plainblogger:

wearing combat boots makes me feel like I can rule the world

(via disgustingfreak-deactivated2015)

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

(via disgustingfreak-deactivated2015)

(via mvldire)

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