“Applejack, that bowl is for hay! It is not a nest you obese piggy potato!”
“Oh. Okay.”
(via m0rbid--funeral)
katdensetsuThis cake looks evil as fuck
If I were to ever desire marriage this will be our cake
(via i-m-going-under)
periods
- brain: YOU ARE HUNGRY EVEN AFTER THAT GIANT FUCKING BURRITO. ALSO YOU ARE OVERLY SENSITIVE TO SOUNDS AND TACTILE THINGS YOU HATE.
- heart: you will cry a lot but also be filled with primal rage which will cause you to cry more because it is unfounded
- stomach: yeah all this food is making me sick.. oh gREAT, more CHOCOLATE... FUCK!
- uterus: HATE ANGER MURDER SADNESS HORNY!
- rest of the body: we want to have sex but we also want to sit on a couch and eat chocolate and a whole can of whipped cream
I wish I was in the financial position to buy my friends the birthday presents they deserve
- whenever i see cows while riding in a car: cows!
wearing combat boots makes me feel like I can rule the world
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I am crying I love this too much

